

SATIRE: December Movies Overview
As the holiday season approaches, numerous blockbusters aim to attract cold-fatigued audiences across the United States. Although some of these films will surely be busts, others are destined for cinematic greatness. Popcorn at a movie theater. Starting big, Zootopia 15 is now playing in theaters. Centered on the police rabbit Judy Hopps and her fox colleague Nick Wilde, the film is said to be loosely based on Zootopia 8: The Empire Strikes Back . According to a leaked plo
Zane Shrewsberry
Dec 9, 20252 min read


Snow Day: New Communication Tactics
As communication challenges grow each winter, Loveland Schools have decided to think boldly- some may even say absurdly, or magically- about how to alert students of a snow day. With the winter season now in full swing, the possibility of a snow day is growing. In fact, The Old Farmer’s Almanac predicts a very cold and snowy winter for Ohio’s 2025-2026 season. Power outages and dead phones are a recurrence when it comes to communicating about snow days via text, email, or ca
Josie Shaffer
Dec 8, 20252 min read


SATIRE: Loveland Solves Train Trestle Problem
After years of metallic carnage on Karl Brown Way in scenic downtown Loveland, the City of Loveland has announced that serious solutions will soon be implemented to prevent further destruction of unsuspecting vehicles. The Loveland train trestle as seen from Loveland Canoe and Kayak Last week, the Loveland City Council voted 4-3 to pass the Stop Hitting the Loveland Train Trestle Resolution of 2025, which allocates more than $1,000 to prevent further incidents at the notorio
Zane Shrewsberry
Oct 5, 20252 min read


SATIRE: New Class Options for 2025-2026
As students begin to fill out their schedules for the 2025-2026 school year, it is important that they are aware of the new courses being...
Zane Shrewsberry
Feb 10, 20252 min read


SATIRE: LHS Purchases Bouncy House for Cafeteria
In the week leading up to winter break, Loveland High School purchased a bouncy house to put in the cafeteria for students to use during...
Jack Gerber
Jan 30, 20242 min read


SATIRE: Insurgent Group Vows to Defeat Chess Club
According to The Loveland Roar’s sources, a group of students have split off from Chess Club to form an insurgent group known as Checkers...
Sohani Gauniyal
Oct 25, 20232 min read

